Thursday, May 28, 2009

TRY THIS

I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?


I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?


I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?


I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?


TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Timepass Joke

One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said

"hijack"


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Everybody in the plane put there hands up.

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Another guy from another side got up and said

"hi...john"

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Joke

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."