Tattoo of the year

Sardarji Joke

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.



He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,

and told him, "I've kidnapped you."


Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag

and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the cityplayground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".



Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to

show it to his parents ...



The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was

kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting nextto the bag.





Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."



Signed: Another Sardarji ...

Clever Girl

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Cost Cutting

Lazy Man